Saturday, December 19, 2009

More TV shows: endings and so on...

More reality shows ended their seasons and the Xmas season is in full swing.

The crying fatties ended well. The Biggest Loser winner was Danny, not to be confused with Daniel. The surprising part is, some contestants still looked fat. Finally, a guy won again. As was predicted, the winner was very good looking but then again, almost all the contestants this season had cute faces. If I had to look at one more buttr-face, my eyeballs would roll right out of my head. Danny lost more than half of himself and trounced everybody. That lazy Amanda never had a chance ha ha ha. When they had the look-back show, they did show Eric the season 3 winner, had gained all of his weight back. I was wondering how many didn't agree to be on that show because they had gained all of their weight back. Susie and her ugly troll crying fatty winner husband was on and they've gained a lot of their weight back. It's better that he's fat. It takes the attention away from his face.

RW/RR Challenge had a reunion show and it was really dumb. They talked to the most boring people and the most interesting ones were either not there, or ignored. I have one boring name, Maria Menounos. Need I say more? Where was Mark Long?

Top Chef had it's reunion show and it wasn't great either. We got recaps, unshown footage, bloopers and apologies. Too bad they didn't show any cooking. The one thing we really wanted to see was who won fan favorite. What the hell? They decided to give that honor to another show that wasn't Top Chef. Those hosers!

Survivor was really good. One thing I love about Russell, he's not losing his ruthlessness. Shambo blithely went about her business. She didn't even try that hard at the immunity challenge and didn't talk strategy with anyone but Russell. It was great to see her face when the 2nd vote was announced. She was out and she was stunned. She also gave a "really? Me?" look to Russell. The people of the jury are all Galu right now and they all rolled their eyes in unison. Laura grinned at the betrayal. Why didn't Shambo realize she was being used? Well she knows now ha ha ha. Brilliant Shambo! Wait, that's an oxymoron. Russell also got to keep his last immunity idol as a souvenir. I can't wait to see next week's episode. Will Brett win immunity again and make the Foa Foas oust one of their own? Who will it be?

On Chef Academy, it's getting tedious. The only exciting part was the french student's serving of dessert in the buff. Man is that french chef full of himself and is he getting greasier each episode? You know those French; very opposed to regular bathing. This week, they made vegetarian dishes. Hmmm...peas soup, scalloped potatoes, and ratatouille. Not very original. Nobody got their 3rd strike so nobody was kicked out. Somebody better get kicked out soon or I'm gonna forget this show until the end. I can't stand half of the people and that includes the hoity toity girly chef.

Launch My Line is a nice replacement for the Fashion show but still not as good. I really wish Mizrahi would do another season. This week the designers had to make anything but a dress. They also had to base their designs for the week on an animal. Poor Patrick, he's got the head of lettuce for an assistant. The Greek guy wants to think he's the designer and his line is being launched. The problem is, Patrick needs to grow a set of nuts and kick that guy in his. The Greek guy makes ugly clothes and goes way off the reservation. This week, it was the black singer, I think who was sent home. I don't know why cuz a green romper doesn't remind anyone of a snake. Whatever. By the way, both twin D Squared need to eat a meal.

Okay, I admit, I only saw So You Think You Can Dance in the marathon re-runs on Fox Reality Channel. The season was good. They actually did have people from other dance areas besides ballet and contemporary. The tappers were awesome and there was even a married couple on the show. Mary Murphy wasn't as annoying this season and Nigel Lythgoe seemed to have taken a nice pill. Shenkman proved he's no judge cuz he seemed to like every crappy dance. The winner was Russell and he was a very surprising dancer. He was a crumper with no formal training who proved he had talent to do any kind of dance. It was amazing and America noticed. He earned the accolade. I'm still fuming about Jeanine winning over that great salsa dancer last year. That salsa dancer could dance everything too.

I'm glad to see the network sitcoms and shows are finally showing seasonal relevant shows. Two and a Half Men was really good as well as Big Bang Theory. Funny enough, the really hilarious part of the shows was the return of the mothers. Two and a Half Men should just cut the length of their name to Two Men cuz that kid isn't cute or funny anymore. He looks like one of those loser kids in high school who have to take special ed classes to tie their shoes. He's also lost all of his energy and just gallumps around the set like a brainless mule.

Disney's Prep and Landing was the cutest new Christmas show in a long time. It had great animation, a very original story line and high energy. Dave Foley and Sarah Chalke lent their voices very well and the whole thing was really fun and funny.

I'm glad to see The Closer doing episodes for the season. Jeff Bridges did his guest appearance in drag and did very well. We also found out Provenza's name is Louie and I loved all the guys mouthing it to each other when they found out. The best character in the show this season? Joel the new kitten. That cat has personality but yet, not too much that he's annoying. Maybe it's the trainer but great job doing a kitten.

That's it for now. See you next post.

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