The Great Ones Are On!

Okay, well, I think I skipped a week. Unfortunately, my memory isn't what it was so I'll try to give the updates.

On RuPaul's Drag Race, the girls had to do a message to the troops w/ a patriotic theme. Oh boy! I hope the troops like drag queens cuz the messages were quite risque. Some of the outfits were barely there too. In the day and age of don't ask don't tell, some troops may not have to tell at all. Anyway, the Puerta Rican did a really good job and looked the best and won. The judges decided not to eliminate anybody. Then the next week, the girls had to... well I don't know cuz my stupid TiVo stuck. All I know is, Yara Sophia was eliminated.

On Face Off, the artists had to transform themselves so that their family member couldn't recognize them up close. Everybody did really good except Meagan. She didn't do any prosthetics and her makeup wasn't great either. She should take lessons from drag queens. Anyway, the artists had to help out in a wig shop w/ the family member right there. Meagan tried to cheat and hide her face. Whatever. You could tell the mother was thinking, Hm...that girl looks familiar. Needless to say, Meagan got the boot. I was really frustrated. I missed the last episode of Face Off and the SyFy Channel has not shown any more of the series; not even the last episode. All I know is, Connor won. I'm kind of disappointed since Tate did an awesome job all season. I did hear that the artists got to choose 2 former contestants to help w/ the last project. Connor did not choose Meagan. Hmmm...guess he agreed w/ the judges. She wasn't that great.

On the crying fatties AKA Biggest Loser, the show is really playing w/ mixing people up. First they switch one player, then they make one big team then they split into 4 little teams. Whatever! Everybody was in one big team. The weigh-in came down to Kaylee and the mother who already hit her goal weight. Of course, the mother fell on the sword and asked to be voted out and was sent home. The next week, teams were split into 4 small teams w/ one former player brought back. Rulon is on Jillian's team w/ Hannah (the bitchy sister) and they chose Jay to come back. I was glad of that. Rulon's not stupid. Hannah had suggested Arthur but Art sucked badly in all of the team challenges. So Kaylee found she was satisfied and wanted to go home. At the weigh-in, she didn't quite go far enough and only didn't gain weight. She lost 0. Then the rest of her team weighed in and they didn't land in the bottom. OMG, it's the first time I've seen someone cry for the wrong reason. Then someone said, "But we found this was the only way we could leave." Alison quickly pointed out the ranch wasn't a prison. If you wanna go; go. Because of strategy, Moses talked to Kaylee and she decided to stay. Then the vote happened. Justin fell on the sword this time, asked to go home and was sent home. God, these are the wussiest contestants ever.

On America's Next Top Model, the girls got makeovers and then had to pose in pairs except one group of 3. The one white chick got the worst hair weave I've ever seen and everyone agreed including her. Man, Alexandra is so bitchy and bossy. The crew don't even like her. Anyway, Dominique, she of the freckles was sent home. Last week, the girls had to walk a runway lined w/ fire and then light firepads on their palms on fire and walk. OMG! Are they trying to test the nerve of these girls or what? But they don't crack. You go girls! Then the girls had to work in pairs again. This time they did a fake coffee commercial that had a lot of sexual innuendo. Alexandra was bossy again and the director didn't like it at all. The setting was in the 40's Mad Men era. Kasia's the only girl w/ real curves so of course, she looked the best and she did do the best acting. She won and that ugly boy/girl was sent home w/ her nose ring.

Survivor is humming along. Robs team pulled their finger out and they're winning the challenges. 2 weeks ago, they voted out Christa. We had to watch her and christian blonde guy bond over her bible. Ick. Then at the duel, she got beat and gave her bible to blonde guy. It was interesting to see the reaction of the playing survivors cuz the one girl was his former close teammate. Then there was a whole lot of Philip being unintentionally funny, bawling out the lazy girls for not helping etc. Where the heck was Rob? Then they had that launch the balls and catch in JaiAlai nets. The long haired guy on Rob's team was the hero of the day and Rob's team won again. This time they did show them on their picnic that they won but it was because there was scheming w/ the hidden II clue. Rob's gotta get an Emmy award for this cuz he has the idol. Anyway, at the other camp, the producers really make a big deal of people being pissed at Sarita for whining and such. Last week when they showed her, I thought she was a new player. I never noticed her before. But, no. Stephanie was booted and goodbye to her. Won't miss your weasely face at all and so ends the mini tribe of Russell. Hee hee hee.

Top Chef didn't have it's finale. Nope, they're down to 3 people but still eliminating. The week before, the chefs had to catch their own conch. It was hilarious to see Blaise trying not to mess up his hair. Too bad that conch was all on the ocean floor ha ha ha. Anyway, they had to cook and serve outside and Tiffany's soup got to the table cold. She was sent home. Last week, the chefs had to cook last meals for Masaharu Morimoto, Michelle Bernstein and Wolfgang Puck. But first, they had to do a quickfire w/ limitations. Antonia got canned food and tied to a partner. Blaise had to make a hotdog w/ one hand. Isabella had to cook w/ only one pot and w/ no utensils. Isabella won the quickfire. I noticed he wasn't afraid to use his hands for everything. In the elimination, Isabella assigned which last supper the chefs had to cook. I have a feeling he thinks Blaise is getting tired and will choke again. He gave Antonia Morimoto which is the hardest. Blaise got Puck and he took Bernstein. So they all did a good job but Richard won and then they made Antonia and Isabella do one last bite. OMG, really? After much running around, Mike won and is in the finale w/ Richard.

On the Amazing Race, the teams were still in China. I forget what they had to do but one task had to do w/ remembering people in costumes. I loved the globetrotters giving the hats names: mop, zebra, big feather. I was LOL. The redheaded bitchy chicks ran into all sorts of trouble literally. They accidentally took off a guy's side mirror and he took up time calling the insurance company and such. Hee hee hee. I was hoping he'd really take up their time and he did cuz the more they asked him to hurry up, the slower he got. Kent and Vyxin pulled their finger out and got going. In the end, the cowboys hit the finish mat first and the redheads were sent home. Yay! Last week, the teams started in China w/ a nice cup of tea at a tea shop. Then they went to India. The town hall or whatever wasn't open so the first teams to arrive started to relax and when the last teams arrived, Flight Time told everyone to run run run and sign up. The mad dash was the funniest thing to watch ever. Then the roadblock was a tea tasting. Oh boy! I'll bet some of the teams wished they'd paid attention better at the tea in China cuz that was the tea they had to pick out. Ron did really good and found his before the others even got started. The smart ones smelled the tea and were able to find it faster. Obviously, Zev, Flight Time and that deaf guy aren't too smart. They were the last ones left. Deaf guy was literally crying in his mother's arms. Jen and Kesha didn't realize the next clue was under the bottle cap and drove all over looking for the Snapple plant. Somehow Ron and Christina fell behind after a good lead and the cowboys just seemed to be moseying along. In the end, Gary and Mallory hit the finish mat first and the deaf guy and his bitchy mom were sent home. Bye! I hope you get dysentery as a souvenir.

Finally, on the Celebrity Apprentice, 2 weeks ago, the teams had to do a camping outdoors experience for an RV company. The women decorated inside but failed to do the outside experience. The men showed they were men and didn't decorate inside so well but the outside experience was complete w/ astroturf, trees, bushes, camping gear and John Rich strumming the guitar. W/ Gary Busey as the project manager, it was interesting to see how the task was carried out. The men won and Nikki decided, since she was the losing project manager. It was obvious she didn't do such a good job and she graciously took the firing. Last week, the teams had to do a commercial for a videophone. Boy, those little suckers are getting better and better. The women went sappy and the guys went funny. The guys won again and they should've. The commercial was hilarious w/ Busey as the father seeing his son's fiancee who turned out to be Jose Conseco. OMG, the whole room busted out laughing. On the women's team, the fur started to fly. You gotta give Dionne Warwick a break. She's over 70 years old and she's tired. She first volunteered to go home but then said she'd stay when Trump called her a quitter. But she was fired anyway and I don't think she was sorry to go.

That's about it for this week. I did watch a lot more tv than that but I don't want this blog too long. I hate long boring blogs, don't you? See ya next time! Stay tuned.